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H: Gidday Sid! Where did you spring from?!

S: Oh gidday Harold, didn’t see you there. What’re you up to?

H: Just a spot of fishing mate. Yourself?

S: Same here mate. Fancy that.

H: Yeah… trouble with the missus?

S: (too quickly) No! (Harold chuckles) She just needed a little space, that’s all.

H: How big’s your farm? 300 hectares? Thought she’d have enough space as it is? (laughs)

S: (sarcastically) Ha ha, very funny.

Turn down the music, you know I don't like it loud
Turn down the music, I'm ninety and I'm proud
Turn down the music, you know I can't stand that sound
Turn down the music, I think I need a lie down

Cruising off to Bingo, you know I roll in style
At five mile an hour this granny got the power to drive those old boys wild

Yeah my mobility scooter is souped up to the max
She's a turbo flyer with my old hair drier pumping out the back

Roll up to the crossing, these bones ain't got no rust
When the light goes green I'm gonna get mean so go ahead eat my dust

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